previously...Macca broke down at the servicesHe wept and cried and howled'Oh God, what am I to do?' he screechedBut The Almighty only scowled'You've riches galore and fame and wealthAnd Henri's adulation.So your car is broke and your voice is shotJust beat it and head for the station'Macca set off with heavy heartHe didn't know what to doWhen a car drew up and a voice cried out'Macca, is it really you?I'm Henri, you must have heard of meAlong with my pal Bryan BEvery night without fail I ask for your songs While the nation eats its teaSo Macca went home to Henri's houseA veggie meal preparedThey chatted and ate, Henri's cup overflowedThen finally he dared'Will you sing for me, Macca, you'd make my dayThe piano's there you'll see'Oh sorry, said Macca hastily, it's time I was offJust call a taxi for me
Very good Gaie, Billy
Christ! How many times? There's no services where Piggy features motor broke down.
artistic license, old boy, doncher know
Stand corrected ... doncha know ;-)
SOUNDALIKE SONGS...Everything ever recorded by T.Rex (with the sole exception of RIDE a WHITE SWAN).
Bill Oddie is seeking a ban on that one.
This McCartney incident. Is it the one where he filled up with diesel instead of petrol (or vice versa) in Dumbarton?
Nope. Him, Linda and the weans were heading up to Southend, Mull of Kintyre when the Merc W123 Estate went kaputt on the A82 aka the Boulevard at Drumry Road roundabout Clydebank. They were sitting there so long the "Post" managed to get a reporter & photographer out to the scene! People were making up flasks of tea etc. Poor Macca.
"Taxi be damned," our Henri swore,"I've locked the front door fast.""Get your arse behind that piano.Your back catalogue's unsurpassed.""Before you leave this house tonightUntil I've had enough.You'll play the whole White Album(though Miller thinks it's duff."
This threed sounds like the previous one. Just as well the laureate, DC, is too busy for us these days).Previously on the Blog...Benny, I couldnt find any MadMac attack on FB.
Okay, call it a backhanded compliment.
I've sent our BBs and Eagles into the pot.Over on FB they think The Rutles sound like the Beatles....
That's what the judge thought
Enough material surely for "The Bryan Burnett Fan Club Poetry Anthology". A companion volume "The Thoughts of Norman Maclean" will be available when the team of translators has completed its work.
A lot of proof reading required ☺
Andy Coulson and Rebeccah Brooks are gonna do it, they will have space in their diaries soon.
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I've ordered it!BTW, I didn't see this on your other Blog. I expect you're preparing a review for it as we speak.
Review to follow. Not recieved it yet.