Tuesday, 20 August 2013

You aint lived till you had your tires rotated...

by a red headed woman (this is actually true)

33 comments:

  1. Did she remember to tighten your nuts?

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  2. On another topic, is that joke about the Wispa really the best the Fringe had to offer??
    You get that sort of stuff on this blog every hour on the hour.

    PS, note the use of topic there..

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    1. I thought the one about about he guy who worked in the shoe recycling plant was better. What a sole-destroying job.

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    2. Glen Miller should have a fringe show

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    3. Personally I find all this talk about hair very upsetting :-(

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    4. They used to laugh when Glen said he was going to be a comedian.

      They're not laughing now.....

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    5. Shurely

      (:-(

      is more appropriate Billy?

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    7. the fringe .....the most overrated pile of rubbish on earth apart from jerry sadowitz....

      cheers frae the dale

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    8.  
      Rich Hall always gives good gag!


      Sunday evening's show in George Square was PDB, BTW!

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    9. I've been to a few Fringe shows this year...mostly pretty good...all for free. Free Fringe and the BBC stuff's a good option if you want to save your money for booze + taxis. Jx

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  3. Struth!

    They really are as dull as dishwater on Farcebook... one even plagiarised my Sonia gag & tweeted it ;-(

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    1. Nae La Roux then? At least there wasn't any Simply Red!

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    2. Nah just Kirsty again. She must be up there with Annie & Debbie gettin'.

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  4. I liked Justin's hilarious story ;-p

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  5. Key changes...





    It's coming...








    Here's Freddie...












    Bohemian Rhapsody

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    1. Key changes. Chance for a French "Knock Knock" joke:
      Frappe! Frappe!
      Qui est la?
      Los
      Los qui?
      Oui

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    2. Chat up line in a French bar. Use Adam's joke but substitute 'Nous' for 'Los'

      Sortet

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    3. Thats better Billy!
      EZ didnt get off lightly from the boys on the other side this time though, where they seem to be struggling with the theme.
      Suprised we haven't seen a request for anything by The (Lock)Smiths yet.

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  6. I've been to see Teddy Thompson and I don't remember red hair.

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    1. My Teddy is golden brown.







      "Build Me Up Buttercup" for tonight of course.

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  7. CG, did you see Rich Hall's You Can Go To Hell, I'm Going To Texas? Great contributions from Kinky Friedman.

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      Yeah, Rich has made a few documentaries for the BBC, all of which are very good!

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  8. The Communards again!! At least no Bohemian Rhapsody though...

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  9.  
    NEWSFLASH!

    Tom Jones arrests David Cassidy!



    Ye couldnae' make it up...

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    1. How Can You Be Sure?

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    2. It's not unusual

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